Brooker Hates Macs

In today’s Guardian, Charlie Brooker has a tremendous rant at the new Apple vs Macs campaign and Macs in general. It is very funny indeed:

Aside from crowing about sartorial differences, the adverts also make a big deal about PCs being associated with “work stuff” (Boo! Offices! Boo!), as opposed to Macs, which are apparently better at “fun stuff”. How insecure is that? And how inaccurate? Better at “fun stuff”, my arse. The only way to have fun with a Mac is to poke its insufferable owner in the eye. For proof, stroll into any decent games shop and cast your eye over the exhaustive range of cutting-edge computer games available exclusively for the PC, then compare that with the sort of rubbish you get on the Mac. Myst, the most pompous and boring videogame of all time, a plodding, dismal “adventure” in which you wandered around solving tedious puzzles in a rubbish magic kingdom apparently modelled on pretentious album covers, originated on the Mac in 1993. That same year, the first shoot-’em-up game, Doom, was released on the PC. This tells you all you will ever need to know about the Mac’s relationship with “fun”.

Update: excellent parodies of the Mac campaign here.

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Naked

I wonder how this video makes you feel:

It’s causing a small storm in the blogosphere – especially in the Jeff Jarvis camp. Prostituting the good name of citizen media and so forth. It’s a cause I’d normally be allied to. Robyn, the subject of the video, has her blog here.

A couple of things occur to me.

Robyn and her kids are having a great time. Everything on the blog and in the video is totally transparent. Hey – HP are going to take me round town and we’re going to have a lot of fun. At the end of it I get $1000 and a load of free kit. Woo Hoo! I can empathise with that. I’ve been on a few press trips that look strangely similar to these scenes, but, thankfully, no-one filmed them.

PayPerPost – the alleged evil demagogue that put the event together – is taking home a lot more money that Robyn did, I expect. But, ummm, that’s kind of how it works in every sector of the media. Ad-planners and buyers are the best-dressed people I meet.

Who’s playing with who here? As Mathew points out, Robyn is having a lot more fun than any of the po-faced blog purity police. Will HP sell more cameras and so forth as a consequence of this barefacedly manipulative stunt? Maybe. Will Robyn ever regret her decision? I don’t think so.

See, it’s ‘manipulative’ and not. HP, PayPerPost, Robyn and all the rest of us know what’s going on. Nobody looks at that video and thinks, “Wow – HP are a fun company – I’ll put them to the top of my list”. They just think “well, it’s an advert, quite fun and up-beat”. And Robyn’s a bit better off.

Ultimately, it makes me think that HP don’t appear to (forgive me) “get it”. That same impression was conferred on me by another HP video – a big production number this time – that was sent to me this week as an attempt at being ‘viral’ – office coffee boy does parcourt was the theme. Don’t seem to be able to find it on YouTube…

And that’s the point, I guess. One of the best sites on the Internet, ever, Post Secret has no whizzy technology, no nothing, just a tantalising glimpse at emotionally-naked humans. That gets a million views a week or thereabouts now.

Because that is what we’re looking for. And there’s no way to fake it.

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Google Blog Search & Former Audiences

Results 1-10 of about 8,678 for ’sorry-for-not-posting’ (0.06 seconds)

Results 1-10 of about 223,303 for ‘I-am-sorry’ (0.10 seconds)

Results 1-10 of about 2,477 for ‘very-busy-with-work’ (0.07 seconds)

Results 1-10 of about 2,592 for ‘I-will-try-harder’ (0.08 seconds)

We had a cool event yesterday at work on the subject ‘Do Agencies Innovate?’, so that knocked out last night (far-too-long and elaborate write-up here). Excellent speakers and great debate from the audience.

I want to know a better word for ‘audience’ in this sort of scenario, and the sort of involvement in the creation of media that we write about. I see ‘the former audience’ (scare quotes not optional) quite frequently, but that seems a bit poncy. I tried to use the word ‘participants’ in my write up since that seemed best to capture what these particular events are about. It’s like a Roman forum, with the panellists as senators, I guess. But at the same time, I find ‘participants’ a bit of a mouthful, too.

I could just say ‘people’, but how would you construe this: “One of the participants, X from Y, said that blah blah blah”. One of the people? bleuch!

Delegates, maybe? But that seems to imply that we totally identify with the organisations we work for and those organisations speak with one voice.

It seems like a petty, semantic quibble, but if you can’t find an elegant, demotic way to say what you mean, then that means this new environment isn’t quite culturally accepted yet. Maybe it’s like the word ‘chair’. People used to laugh when you used it as a replacement for ‘chairman’. You don’t see many people laughing now.

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Citebite Redux

You’ll recall citebite, the citation tool that worked fantastically with Firefox, and not at all with IE? Well, now it does. Well done, guys. (and thanks for the reminder, Stuart).

I’m honour-bound to break the news of the existence of a potential competing service, though. Ranjit Padmanabhan tells me he’s launched a product called Dashnote. He says it’s got some advantages:

[It] enables functionality similar to Cite Bite, but the flow is more natural, i.e. you mark the region of the page while you are reading it, and we store a snapshot. We enable multiple citations per page and the ability to add a note on top of the content being cited – kinda like Post-Its for the web.

My own first impressions on trying the service are that it’s very useful as a combined bookmarking and annotation tool, but actually quite a bit different to citebite. Using the bookmarklet brings up an annotation tool that lets you highlight and make notes on various sections of a web document.

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Once you’ve made your notes, you get a short-form URL. This can either be viewed through your Dashnote account or used as a link. When the link is clicked, the viewer is directed to an annotated view of the web page.

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Quite impressive and useful. There’s also del.icio.us integration, which appears to be a tad buggy at present, but will, I’m sure, eventually be useful. It would have been nice to be able to tag and title your clippings from within your Dashnote account, though.

NB: Like Citebite, a Dashnote link goes directly to the respective service, not the author of the blog you’re referring to. Users writing blog posts etc. may thus want to also insert a plain link to whatever they’re citing in order to maintain link-love karma.

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A Geek Too Far?

Old? Geeky? Check out this amazing-looking blog.

Even more surprisingly, it’s apparently built on Wordpress.

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Against Linkbaiting

chains Against Linkbaiting

Brian Clark is a tremendous blogger and copyblogger is a tremendous blog. You’d hope so, really – the guy is a copywriter and devotes his blog to passing on the tips of the trade. Really valuable information for anyone involved in writing at any level.

This week, he’s been holding a poll on whether or not he should use the term ‘linkbait’ any more. This post is my vote. The gist of the argument is that if we agree that ‘linkbait’ is simply compelling content, then we shouldn’t be using what sounds like a disparaging term for it. The new word for this stuff is ‘viral copywriting’, which would have sounded even worse a couple of years ago, but now sounds very cool.

My vote on the issue is to continue to call “linkbait” what it is. Linkbait-y blog posts are not ‘compelling content’. They are deliberately written to get people to strongly agree or disagree, and then write about them on their own blogs or submit them to social news engines like digg and reddit. They have titles like ‘10 Reasons Why Microsoft Vista Will Ruin The Company’ or ‘iPhone Heralds End of Humanity’. That’s the sort of thing you see on digg’s front page every day. It gets people excited.

But in my view, it’s not at all good news for the quality of writing on the web. It makes people want to write an article people will link to, rather than the article they were really able to put together. Probably these would have titles like ‘4 Reasons I Don’t Fancy Upgrading to Vista’ and ‘Why I Probably Won’t Buy an iPhone’. The truth is normally banal; deal with it. Linkbaiting, on the other hand, drives people to extremes and it gets in the way of the truth.

Getting linked to is generally a good thing from a Google and a profile perspective; hitting the digg front page feels very nice (I expect). However, when someone forces themselves to write something they probably wouldn’t do otherwise solely in order to achieve these aims, they’re probably not being true to themselves. I think that’s more important. It’s the difference between writing and copywriting.

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ROI Revisited

Charlene Li of Forrester Research has now released (blog post) her research paper into measuring the return-on-investment (ROI) of business blogging. I was promised a copy of the paper when I signed up for a webinar on the subject back in October, so hopefully I’ll be able to report in more depth soon without coughing up the $279 that Forrester is asking.

[Update: Yay - got my copy. May take a few days to digest.]

Li says that the report found six main benefits cited by those companies interviewed: “greater brand visibility in mainstream media on the Web, word of mouth, improved brand perception, instantaneous consumer feedback, increased sales efficiency and fewer “customer service-driven PR blowups.”

In relation to the GM Fastlane blog, researchers found that when all these factors were costed, the blog “generated $578,000 in value on an investment of $291,000″. Impressive figures. However, these benefits were measured against quite specific goals: “to share information about its products and to start a dialogue between GM leaders and customers” was a main one (or two). The report measures the cost of getting 100 people to comment on the blog, compared to the cost of getting equivalent customer insight through focus groups “at the cost of $15,000 a month, or $180,000 a year”.

This kind of begs the question – or two questions. First, are those two things equivalent? I’m a big fan of company blogs, make no mistake, but I am not sure they are. Second, what about if you only spent $5000 a month on those focus groups? Does that mean that your blog actually made a loss? Yes, it would, if your stated aim is obtaining that feedback and nothing else.

A similar case might be brought against ‘word of mouth’ as a goal. If you take the ‘advertising equivalent’ approach – a common, if unpopular, metric of PR activities – then you may or may not be able to show a return. But are those things ‘equivalent’? Surely, you’ve achieved something very different by not using advertising to stimulate word of mouth.

Lots of questions, and I’m not an expert. I guess my feeling is that:

(a) While attempts to distil blogging ROI into an Excel sheet are undoubtedly a very good idea, and perhaps the only way some marketing execs will be able to get the plan past the grumpy FD, I think it’s a good idea to make your aims fairly broad. Measuring the power of a blog against the cost of focus groups (or advertising; or traditional PR; or more service reps; or a longer development cycle) is potentially putting the blogging champion into a corner if the aforementioned grumpy FD turns round with an alternative, less costly plan to deliver the same result.

(b) It’s pretty hard to measure the returns on something that’s actually very different to its alternatives by costing up those supposed equivalents. Having a business blog is not the same thing as doing some PR, some advertising and some focus groups. It can allow you to achieve some of the same aims, but it also has its own unique benefits that aren’t easily achieved in any other way. I’d say that achieving the impression that people are listening at your company is one of the main advantages of the blog format, for example. So is having a better Google position for your CEO’s name. So is the ability for customers to talk to that person in an intimate way. The equivalence model doesn’t really help measure ROI on these benefits.

Check Li’s blog post – linked above – for a good list of blogging ROI FAQs. Look forward to getting my hands on the paper.

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Wordpress 2.1

Have now upgraded the blog to Wordpress 2.1. Most of the new features will be invisible to readers, as they should be: they’re mainly concerned with content management and foiling hackers. A big bonus for me is a new version of the invaluable Akismet anti-spam feature: it can now be set to automatically discard detected spam comments on older posts. That saves me time since there are very few false positives when it comes to spam on older posts.

There are basically two differences you might notice, and they’re both related to plug-ins.

  • The ’subscribe to comments’ function now works properly, thanks to a new version of the plug-in it’s using.
  • The category cloud had to be replaced with a different plug-in. Looks a bit big and ungainly at the moment – will tweak over time.

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Generation Y is Generation We

An article on CNet.com suggests that children born since 1981 are doing more communicating than ever before – albeit through different channels than their predecessors. They’re also used to being in control of their media intake. There’s no evidence cited, and I cringe at the jargon, but I can see the point they’re making about children’s relationship with technology.

“What we’re talking about is a generation that has the ability to be in touch with each other immediately at earlier and earlier ages,” said Nancy Robinson, vice president and consumer strategist at Iconoculture, a Minneapolis company that tracks consumer trends for consumer giants like Nestle and Sony. “If you asked someone 10 years ago about the necessity of a cell phone for a 5-year-old, they would have laughed and walked away; now you can buy that at Target.”

Think of Generation We kids as a product of Generation Xers–a demographic born roughly between the years of 1961 and 1981 whose influence over pop culture peaked in the ’90s. Parents of Gen We are not only savvy about media and advertising, they’re also comfortable with technology. They’re taking those skills into parenting, encouraging their offspring to understand that with technology, the kids can be in control.

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A Question of Trust

Attended the eighth annual Edelman Trust Barometer launch this morning (social media release here – hey – put down those pitchforks, angry bloggers!). I have to say it was a fascinating piece of research with all kinds of implications about how politicians, businesses and NGOs might change the way they behave and communicate in order to inspire greater trust. Quick hint to the many CEOs of multinational organisations reading this: socially responsible behaviour – in particular, attention to the global warming agenda, listening to employees and treating them fairly – is now one of the key stimulants of trust in Western organisations.

As far as social media is concerned, the subject of this blog, there’s not quite as much to say. The bad news is that bloggers come at the bottom of the trust league table according to the report. (click for bigger)

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This year, only 6% of people in Western Europe view the blogger as a credible source, down from 10% last year. We’re even lower than a PR, for goodness’ sake! ;) Similar distrust was exhibited by US respondents.

That’s not quite the whole story, though, and I think we bloggers might be able to wrestle a sort-of victory out of the jaws of defeat. ‘A person like yourself‘ is the joint top-most trusted source – 45% of us would trust that sort of person – only doctors get the same amount of respect. And so who exactly are the bloggers that you read? OK, probably we all read some blogs that represent the opposite viewpoint to our own: it’s often inspiring and thought-provoking. Just like a Guardian reader might pick up the Daily Mail from time to time. But think about your favourites, the ones that make you smile and think ‘well-said’. People like yourself, I’d wager.

It all depends on how you frame the question. Do I trust bloggers? As a species, probably not. Do I trust John Smith, who I happen to connect with through his blog? Yes, I do.

Panellists made the same point about the distrust cited towards politicians. No, I don’t trust politicians (an appalling 16% rating in the survey), but yes, I do trust Tony Benn [insert your own favourite elder statesman, but I recommend Benn]. As Hugh MacLeod says in his piece about this event, “Trust has a personality.”

Similarly, perhaps, ordinary employees of companies are trusted dramatically more than their CEOs (28% versus 18%). In that case, who is it that you want spreading the good word about your products and services? The CEO blog is often very interesting and gets written about, because CEOs are powerful, mysterious and weird creatures; but in terms of persuading people to trust and maybe do business with your company? Supporting Jane in Marketing’s blog (or indeed Jane’s marketing blog) and giving her time to work on it may well be a better business move – and maybe those produced by a bunch of other people in the company.

More detailed coverage from David Brain here. But then he had to write a good post – he’s Edelman’s European CEO. Bloggers Stuart Bruce, Iain Dale and Hugh MacLeod (op.cit) were also in attendance.

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