I was intrigued to read the headline ‘Widow PC Caters to World of Warcraft Fans’ on Gizmodo. It turns out that it’s a high-end PC with a very fast network card to optimise your connection to the game. Boring.

However, it made me think, and I’d like to register my copyright on the BlogWidow PC for Online Journal Fans. My wife thinks I’ve already got one, but I reckon I can take things a few steps further.

Features:

1. Integrated noise-cancelling headset for blocking out requests to go out/do housework/get off lazy arse for five minutes.
2. Implants transmit river of news directly into brain cortex, together with small electric shocks.
3. Three screens with ‘auto-cut&paste’ hotkeys for advanced EchoChamber(TM) functionality.
4. Processor, disks and all that gubbins; but you won’t be using anything but Firefox, so don’t worry about it.

Cost: £199 (+ life)

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